The Archmage Forgot to Turn Off the Stream · Chapter 2
Episode 2. It's Not Cosplay, But It's Close
Even after reading the donation message three times, Eun-ha still could not convince herself it was real. Fifty thousand won. A request for a healing buff demo. A little before six in the morning. She had returned from sealing a dungeon fracture, failed to end her stream, opened a rice ball, and somehow arrived at a moment where she was considering content strategy as a possible second career. The whole situation lacked dignity on every level.
The chat had already moved on to polling.
— healing buff please
— no explain the staff first
— name reveal for the fire spirit
— your cosplay lore is absurdly solid
Eun-ha propped the phone up more carefully and cleared her throat. "As I said earlier, this is all staged. Think of it as a... highly immersive everyday fantasy stream built with props and effects."
The chat flowed past at exactly the speed of total disbelief.
— everyday fantasy stream lmao
— explain the onion rings first
— and the thing floating near the ceiling is also a prop?
She looked up just in time to see the fire spirit perform a perfect midair flip. Eun-ha snapped her fingers and flung it toward the kitchen. Viewers were already writing things like no visible wires on replay, which meant the clip had started circulating before she could stop it.
That was when a familiar shadow slipped through the gap beneath the front door. It looked like a cat, but had a temperament significantly worse than any cat deserved. It was Moro, her contracted familiar. Moro sniffed one of the fallen onion rings and then complained in clear human speech.
"What kind of archmage finds dungeon sealing easier than hitting end stream?"
Eun-ha froze completely.
The chat paused for less than a heartbeat before exploding even harder.
— DID THE CAT JUST TALK
— what voice app is this
— manager finally entered
Forcing an awkward smile, Eun-ha waved one hand. "This is, yes, my... team member. The voice synthesis settings are a little aggressive."
Moro rolled his eyes even though he couldn't see the chat. Eun-ha scooped him up, shoved him just out of frame, and came back pretending none of it had happened.
Then she nicked the back of her hand on the edge of the onion ring bag.
It was a shallow cut, barely anything, but several viewers spotted it immediately.
— you're bleeding
— careful
— healing buff test time
She truly wanted to end the stream right there. Unfortunately the chat was moving faster than the blood. After a long, exhausted sigh, she pressed two fingers lightly to the cut.
"This is just very basic first aid."
It was, of course, a lie. First aid did not normally require catching the grain of mana with that much precision. She whispered the smallest thread of a spell, and a thin gold line passed over the skin. The cut sealed shut at once.
The chat did not merely explode. It entered something much closer to collective revelation.
— WHAT
— okay if this isn't VFX i'm converting
— zoom in on the hand again
— this does not look edited
Eun-ha hid her hand behind her back. From the kitchen door, Moro stared at her with the expression of a familiar who would very much like credit for being correct.
"I said we should turn it off and sleep," he muttered.
She mouthed back, And why are you only saying this now?
Yet the mood of the stream was shifting in a strange direction. Instead of interrogating her identity, viewers were asking questions that were bizarrely practical.
[10,000 KRW] best convenience store food after an all-night seal job?
[30,000 KRW] does the fire spirit get camera shy?
[20,000 KRW] forget the archmage bit, do daily routine streams please
Daily routine streams.
Something about that phrase calmed her. People were astonishingly good at seeing the truth and then repackaging it into language they could live with. They could watch magic and call it an excellent concept stream. They could see a fire spirit and laugh about how convincing the prop work looked. Truth often survived longest when no one named it directly.
Moro emerged again carrying a small whiteboard. In crooked letters he had written:
Rule 1. No real names
Rule 2. No location details
Rule 3. Dungeon footage only after editing
Eun-ha held up her palm toward the camera. "All right. We are setting rules. From now on, this channel is a late-night everyday fantasy stream. No very realistic questions. No precise location questions either."
The chat accepted the rules with alarming enthusiasm.
— so the stream is staying on then
— change the title immediately
— late-night everyday fantasy is perfect
— moro permanent cast member please
In spite of herself, Eun-ha laughed. Lack of sleep, combat fatigue, and donation banners made people arrive at strange conclusions.
"Fine. But only for tonight. After this I'm—"
A heavy thud came from inside the wardrobe.
Her expression hardened at once.
Moro's tail shot upward.
The sound had come from the recovered containment box taken from the underground fracture. Under normal circumstances it was not supposed to move again until morning.
The chat, naturally, loved it.
— perfect sound design
— your timing is ridiculous
— open the wardrobe
Eun-ha looked directly into the camera. She had thought the hardest thing in the world might be hiding her identity from a sudden audience. She corrected herself at once.
The hardest thing was hiding her identity from a sudden audience while actively preventing a fresh magical incident in the wardrobe behind her.